Blogetery is that one kid on the playground. You know the one. He’s unfriendly, unathletic, and frankly even a little slow. He’s always picked last for dodgeball and is always exclusively targeted by the big kids. But he endured, that kid. Now that kid is a grown man with a respectable career as a professional wrestler, suplexing bitches left and right. He’s the star of the ring, standing atop the ropes, delivering heroic speeches before leaping down upon his prone opponent with a face-shattering elbow drop. Despite the glitz and glamor, there is one thing his shining entrance into the world of adulthood has yet to rectify. The man is still ugly as sin.
That’s where I come in. Like baby Jesus himself descending from the heavens to polish the stars themselves, I delivered unto Blogetery the most fabulously gae makeover that has ever graced the universe.
That is to say, I returned him to his former glory.
However, his divine facelift came not without sacrifice. A terrible tragedy occurred during the makeover process, reducing the size of Blogetery’s magnificent boner by nearly 40%.
But it is not the size of the boner that matters, no! It is the intense power it exudes that truly awes the beholder. It is this aspect in which Blogetery undeniably succeeds! Long live Blogetery, Long live Gae.
peace out bruddha
